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Aug022011

#EpicFind: Deep ... Deep ... Inside Craigslist

| DateTuesday, August 2, 2011 at 9:49AM | Comments Off | |

OOOHHHH Craigslist. Sweet ... sweet ... craigslist. You are totes the thin layer of ice cream stuck on the top of the Edys ice cream gallon. ::sigh:: Your awesomeness never ceases to amaze me. Looky looky what I just found on Craigslist ...

 

It says ... AND I QUOTE:

Jedi Needed To Enduce Labor

I am nearing towards my due date and I am miserable. My child is about 9 lbs now and I still have 2 weeks to go.
I was hoping that tonight's full moon will do the trick, but this child is as snug as a bug in my uterus.

I'm looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my child to convince him to come early. The sooner the better.

If you are a master in the way's of the Jedi please help me deliver this child! Many thanks and may the force be with you!

#epic

 

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