#Adventures in Adventuring: Next week I'm going to court!
Monday, February 6, 2012 at 3:00PMSo, I just got off the phone with the detective in my assault case, and I have been invited to go to court on the 14th to face the duderino.
UGGHHH!! That is like the scariest thing ever. I've done a TON of online sleuthing (even finding out that he is being held on a 1.075 million dollar bail) ...
This whole thing is shitty. There's nothing not shitty about it, and all I can do to stay sane is just document away what I am experiencing.
At my current state I am just terribly sad that I have to deal with this. In 27 years on this Earth I have never had a Valentine and to now have a date on THAT DATE is just fucked up, man. (This is a serious low blow universe ... just letting you know ... this one stings a little.)
It'll for sure tell a great story one day as it's already telling quite the epic adventure ... but I'm just sad.
Sad that this has become of my Valentines day. Sad that I still have 4 staples in my head that I tried to remove myself but had epic levels of non-success in doing so. Sad that this whole thing even happened.
I was WALKING TO A COMIC BOOK SHOPPPPPPPP AT 7:30 AT NIGHT!!!!
So weird.
BUT! I am excited I will finally see what this guy looks like, and I swear to GOOODDD you are going to have to hold me back from screaming at the fucking piece of shit.
No worries though, I'll bring my flipcam and I plan on filming as much of everything that I can.
The detective today asked me what I would recommend the judge do to him, and I said I had no idea the "reasonable" amount of time given to someone for an assault like this, but for them to really consider the emotional toll this took on me. I not only lost approximately a week's worth of work, but it took EVERY BIT OF EVERYTHING inside of me to be able to even walk outside alone again. It wasn't like this was a provoked attack, he came up from behind me with ZERO warning and assaulted me. How do you ever emotionally get over something so unwarranted? To top it off I wasn't even robbed or raped, just left with four staples in my head and a concussion.
Completely random ... absolutely no motive ... I am still completely spooked.
Fuck you you motherfucker. I will be at EVERY court date for this thing, and you're going DOWN!!!
DOOOWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Scuse please, but now I have to cry .... BAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reader Comments (1)
They should give you info on all available inmates and let you pick his cell mate! Maybe karma will match him up with a really large TNTML fan.