We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
Wahooooo!! We've got a birfday in the house ...
Brandon assisted us with the creation of our wonderful logos, and graphics ... and dude, did you see the stinger he made for us?
AHHH-MAZING!! Super talented mofo! Superly duperly appreciative of him.
*knock knock*
Uh what? .... scuse please? I'm doing a birthday post ... who could be interrupting this??
*opens door*
Oh ... its Unkie Chuck Norris. *Footsteps ... opens door ... closes door ... car starts*
If there is no passion in your life, then have you really lived? Find your passion, whatever it may be. Become it, and let it become you and you will find great things happen FOR you, TO you and BECAUSE of you.
Oh yeah and diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
I think perfectionism is based on the obsessive belief that if you run carefully enough, hitting each stepping-stone just right, you won't have to die. The truth is you will die anyway and that a lot of people who aren't even looking at their feet are going to do a whole lot better than you, and have a lot more fun while they're doing it.
Oh yeah and the phrase ‘break a leg’ was originally coined by Chuck Norris’s co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 at 2:02PM