Strength does not come from physical capacity, it comes from an indomitable will.
Oh yeah and if you rearrange the letters in ‘Chuck Norris’, they also spell ‘Crush Rock In’. The words ‘with his fists’ are understood.
Growth is the willingness to let reality be new every moment.
Oh yeah and in the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn’t chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Borrowing knowledge of reality from all sources, taking the best from every study, Science of Mind brings together the highest enlightenment of the ages.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the ‘Circle of Life.’
We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
Sunday, January 30, 2011 at 7:34PM