Monday
Mar142011
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
Monday, March 14, 2011 at 9:56PM
Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.
Oh yeah and that's not an eclipse, that's Chuck Norris hiding from the sun.
Entries in chuck norris (226)
Thursday
Mar102011
Fun with #Facebook: Status Update
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
#suckit
Thursday
Mar102011
Happy Birthday @RustyNath & Unkie #ChuckNorris
Woah. Woah. Woah! Hold the phone. Two birthdays?? Wait, TWO birthdays??? How is this possible? First, step right on up Mr. Nathan!
IIIIIIIII think you're pretty groovy in a far out and happenin kinda way.
Wait, language setting on 70's jive.
Whew, that was close - k ... back to white-bred ebonics ...
For izzles Nathan! I superly duperly uperly appreciate you homedog, and all your help and support round these parts so I uh, got a little somethin for you.
HAHAHAAH!!! Have an AWESOME birthday el duderino!
... and I can't believe you share it with the one, the only, UNKIE CHUCK NORRIS!
He must really friggen like you if he allowed you to be born on his day, in his 71st year of existence.
Did you know there used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
#truestory
Friday
Mar042011
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is so sneaky, he throws himself surprise parties.
Wednesday
Mar022011
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
If you want to reach a state of bliss, then go beyond your ego and the internal dialogue. Make a decision to relinquish the need to control, the need to be approved, and the need to judge. Those are the three things the ego is doing all the time. It's very important to be aware of them every time they come up.
Oh yeah and the musical named "Jesus Christ Superstar" is actually based on Chuck Norris' time in Israel back in the 1970s.
