Pick up Line O' el Dia

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Weird Al says: WTF!?

In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."

This has been a moment of ... WTF?!

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

If you want others to be happy ... practice compassion. If you want to be happy ... practice compassion.
Oh yeah and they once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh!t from anybody.

Pick up Line O' el Dia

Hey...nice asymptote.

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

I don’t live in either my past or my future. I’m interested only in the present. If you can concentrate always on the present, you’ll be a happy man. Life will be a party for you, a grand festival, because life is the moment we’re living now.*

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

*The above quote was taken from The Alchemist ... and no, not the joke about 2001: A Space Odyssey ...