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<editorsnote> Hi, I'm Jen Friel, and we here at TNTML examine the lives of nerds outside of the basements and into the social media, and dating world.  We have over 75 peeps that write about their life in real time. (Real nerds, real time, real deal.) Sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the stories!! </editorsnote>

 

 

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Monday
Mar012010

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

 

 

 

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

 

Oh yeah and some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

Monday
Mar012010

Weird Al Says: WTF?!

The soft plastic headphones used on airplanes create a warm, moist environment in the ear canal that is ideal for breeding bacteria. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

 

This has been a moment of WTF?! 

Sunday
Feb282010

Hot Nerd Of The Micro Nano: Brandi Sausedo

Meet Brandi ... 

 

 

This major hottie is also a MAJOR music nerd! She's got The Beatles, Owl City, and Schwayze on her iTunes but don't try to label this enigma wrapped in a conundrum just yet! She's got plenty of Cheap Tricks up her sleeve. Rawwrrrrr - hey Brandi, we wanna do more than hold your hand ... we'd love to see where the Soul Meets that Body!

 

Meet Brandi and other hot nerds here: 

 

 

Saturday
Feb272010

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

 

 

 


Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?


Saturday
Feb272010

Hot Nerd Of The Micro Nano: Tara Leigh Tyler

Meet Tara ...

 

 

 

 

This hottie bo-mottie has a thing for Falcor, Christopher Walken, and NPR. Uh huhhh!!!! Now, that is one orgy I would pay to see! Totally would not want to waste the quality on an illegal download. Hey Tara, I got a fever ... and it's caused by your hotness!! Rawwrrr!! 

 

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