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<editorsnote> Hi, I'm Jen Friel, and we here at TNTML examine the lives of nerds outside of the basements and into the social media, and dating world.  We have over 75 peeps that write about their life in real time. (Real nerds, real time, real deal.) Sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the stories!! </editorsnote>

 

 

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Tuesday
Aug172010

Star Wars Clothing

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @maniacalmorgan

 

 

 

 

I know that my last few posts have been Star Wars related. I can't help it! It's been on the brain. So, I don't know if you all heard, but Adidas has come out with a line of Star Wars clothing. Yes nerds, you heard me right. Some of this stuff is actually pretty freaking awesome! So, uh... my birthday is coming up and I like these clothes *hint hint* Check out some of the stuff they've come out with so far.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, I discovered that just finding this gear is a difficult task. The Adidas Shop only has a few items. Seeing as the clothing line was released earlier in the year, your best bet might be to look on Ebay. If anyone knows where to find any of this clothing, feel free to let me know! If I could get my hands on a pair of shoes or a jacket, I might just have a nerd overload!

 

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Tuesday
Aug172010

#NowPlaying: Billy Idol - Dancing with myself

The epic of epicness that is this song cannot be expressed with words. Just grab a pair of headphones, crank it up, and enjoy. #RAWR!!!!

 


BILLY IDOL - DANCING WITH MYSELF
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On the floor of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection
I'm dancing with myself

When there's no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance

[Scat]

Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance


Tuesday
Aug172010

#Outbreak Alert! Corgi Flop

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @BBwerner

 

 

Welcome to the first edition of Outbreak Alert!, where I bring you the readers of TNTML the newest thing going viral on the web. On a mission to become internet famous, I analyze the current meme spreading through the web to see what we can learn from it.

 

I give you Corgi Flop. If you haven't seen Corgi Flop, it features a little Corgi named Cooper in an adorable life vest jumping in for his first swim. It is one of the most watched videos on Youtube in the past week, amassing over 1 million views in the ten days it has been on the web. The video has been picked up by FunnyorDie.com and a variety of other sites.

 

Corgis are already famous world-wide as Queen Elizabeth's dog of choice (she always has four of them), add water and you have a viral hit.

 

 

 

So what can we learn from Corgi Flop? Being as Youtube is about 88% adorable dog videos, I think it is safe to say if you have a dog, you should just keep a camera on him or her 24 hours a day just incase hilarity ensues. Once again the age old theory that if you want a hit, use children and/or dogs. The legendary WC Fields used to refuse to work with children and dogs, stating "Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad." Of course, this was in the days before YouTube.

 

The video itself is beautifully shot in HD. As more people get hd cameras, I find it exciting that the days of awful compressed video that looks like a Nintendo game will soon be behind us.

 

Anyway, prepare yourself for complete cute meltdown in five, four...

 

 

 

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Monday
Aug162010

A World Without Friction

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @maniacalmorgan

 

 

 

 

What would our world be like without friction? Things would be drastically different, that's for sure. Ultimately, life would cease to exist. We wouldn't be able to drive without friction, we wouldn't be able to walk, we wouldn't be able to live. All these are kind of big deals, but let's take a look at some of the smaller things that would be missed.

 

You could kiss any form of sexual stimulation goodbye. Sure, you'd be able to feel pressure, but the friction is what does the job! Whether it be masturbation or good old fashioned sex, you'd be completely out of luck. Orgasms come from friction: rubbing of the nerves located in the nether regions!

 

Skydiving wouldn't really work out too well. Without friction, there would be no terminal velocity. Not only would you just keep gaining speed, how would your parachute work? Essentially, it is creating enough friction with the air to slow you down. You would just keep falling ... faster and faster... that's a scary thought.

 

Sitting still would be impossible. Friction is what keeps your ass planted in a chair. Without it, you'd slide right off. Standing still would be impossible as well. You'd just be in a perpetual state of motion. You'd have to sleep strapped to your bed. Now that would be kinky!

 

There would be no lighting a match or using a lighter in a frictionless world. If you needed to start a fire for some reason, it would have to be with a magnifying glass and the sun. Once that sun is down, you're shit out of luck. Better have that fire going or you're going to freeze to death!

 

 

 

 

If you guys can think of other things that can't be done without friction, let me know!

 

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Monday
Aug162010

#Religions of the world ...

 

 

 

#NuffSaid