Rumor Patrol: Johnny Depp Dead?

Johnny Depp isn't dead. This is a rumor. Fellow nerd, Crispin Glover apparently called Johnny on his cellie, and he answered. Guess what, dead people can't answer the phone. So NAH! His rep has also confirmed his mortal status.
But I don't know ... I wouldn't be surprised if the Brad and Angelina rumor turned out to be true. They're both too hot anyway. It violates universal law and defies all logic.

"Won't somebody please think of the children?!"