May The Force Be With You...

TalkNerdyToMeLover's @maniacalmorgan

Greedo: [In Huttese; subtitled] Going somewhere, Solo? 
Han Solo: Yes, Greedo. I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I've got his money. 
Greedo: It's too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Jabba's put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first. 
Han Solo: Yeah, but this time I've got the money. 
Greedo: If you give it to me, I might forget I found you. 
Han Solo: [stealthily going for his blaster] I don't have it *with* me. Tell Jabba... 
Greedo: Jabba's through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. 
Han Solo: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice? 
Greedo: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship. 
Han Solo: Over my dead body! 
Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time. 
Han Solo: Yeah, I'll bet you have. 
[Han blasts Greedo, then heads out, tossing the bartender a coin] 

Just remember, Han shot first!

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