Now #Hiring: Co-conspirator in Unapologetic Awesomeness

Alrite el duderinos, 

I have gotten CRAZY FRIGGEN BUSY!!! Like super, ridicously, OMG thats nucking futs busy!!!!! I need help ... I need to hire an assistant. 

However, I don't like the word "assistant." It makes me think of me being better than someone else, and that's not at all my style ... so let's call you a co-conspirator in unapologetic awesomeness. Yes, YES!! I likey that.

Bottom line, I need a lot of help. (HAHAHA not that kinda help ...) I am about to choose the official sponsor of the Unapologetically Awesome Spring/ Summer 2010 Tour, while creating the TNTML web series, and oh YEAH providing content for you all to enjoy!! It is a lot! I've been slammed in meetings for the last few weeks - and just crazy, crazy busy. 

I just need help. Since I can't offer money as of today, May 23, 2010 (however, knowing how fast all of this is going, who KNOWS! I might be able to pay you way sooner than I can imagine!!) ... I'd like you to accompany me on some unapologetic awesome adventures. All people do is give me things. It is CRAZY cool!!! 

For example ... I was going to go to Jimmy Kimmel tomorrow to hang out and talk nerdy - BUT I just got a ticket to see Sex and the City 2 tomorrow night in Hollywood. 

I know right ... how mother effin COOL!!! =) 

Soooo good shiznat. I will tell you right off the bat, I'm not going to hire a friend, or anyone I ever dated. I can't promise all this is going to be fun, but it will certainly be AWESOME!! I don't care to look at resumes, I don't care about a reference, or any of that stuff. If you want this job - you will find me. If you can't figure out a way to find me and get my attention - you are not going to be a good fit. 

Okey dokey, that's my announcement for help to the universe. Still editing the behind the scenes footage from @OlgaKay's video shoot today. Dude, it was AWEESOMMEE!!! =) Please RT this and share with your friends if you think they are worthy ... 

Thanks, lovers!! 

xo 

Comments

[Mike]

adventure is my calling ~

[Jen Friel]

adventure is part of it - but this is a job.

[Brian Lamont Qually]

U know me willing to help in any way and u know how to get a hold of me so DO IT get a hold of me sooner is better we <3 u Jen and we can help!!!