Fun with #craigslist

SOO!! I posted an ad last week saying that our nerdy little community was expanding, and I was looking for writers. And since I didn't make my email anonymous of COURRSEEE someone had to send one of these ...

Attn:    
I am looking for someone who can handle my Personal and Business
errands at his/her spare time and i promise its not going to affect
her current job in the dtate. Someone who can offer me these services:
Mail services, Receive my mails and drop them off at the Post ,Shop
for Gifts Bill payment ( pay my bills on my behalf),Sit for
deliveries( at your home) or pick items up at nearby Post Office at
your convenience.
I would love to meet up with you to talk about this job but I am
currently away on business. I am in UK so there will be no interview.
I will prepay you in advance to do my shopping. I will also have my
mails and packages forwarded to your address. If you will be unable to
stay at your house to get my mails, I can have it shipped to a post
office near you and then you can pick it up at your convenience. When
you get my mails/packages; you are required to mail them to where I
want them mailed to. You don't have to put money out of your pocket,
all you have to do is have packages shipped to your house and do my
shopping. You are allowed to open the packages to reveal its content.
The content of the packages are computer and electronics, clothing
business and personal letters. All expenses and taxes will be covered
by me. You will work between 27 and 20hrs a month. How much will you
charge per month? I will pay $1000. That is not a bad offer is it? I
need
your service because I am constantly out of town. I work in real
estate and I own an Art Gallery in UK. I will return to United State
by end of JULY 2010 so this process will be on going till then. If you
don't mind, I will meet up with you when I return and then we can talk
about the possibility of making this long term. Well, let me know if
you are able to handle the position.

I will email you the list and pictures of what to shop for me when I
am ready. No heavy packages is involved! You can do the shopping at
Sears, Walmart, and other stores. You will be shopping for Electronics
and clothing. I will provide you my UPS account number for Shipping.
All you have to do is to provide you my UPS Account Number and bill
the shipping charges on it.. I will provide clear set of instructions
for each task I need done as well the funds to cover them. If I were
to mail you money to do my shopping plus upfront payment for your
service, where would you want it mailed to? How should your name
appear on the Pay check? so if you still have interest you're to reply
me back with all this following details. you
can also reach on my number which is +447011127397

Full Name:
Mailing Address(Not PO Box):
City, State, Zip Code:
Phone Numbers ( Home and Mobile):
Age:

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