Yes ladies, even men have online #stalkers

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's DivideByFive

So after finding only women in LA on OKC I created a plentyoffish profile. WOW!!! Lots of people close to me and I get like 5 emails a day. That's a lot for a guy. I think it's because there are WAY more people on it. Amongst the 4 out of 5 I delete I came across this gem.

Note: plentyoffish tells you when someone has read your email

Email #1 Read and no response.

Did I see you?

"No joke, I believe I saw you at starbucks today around 11ish. Or someone who looked a lot like you. I wanted to get the lint off of his shirt so bad but figured it would be rude. Neways, just thought I would say hi and see if it was you...and no this isn't my pick up line."

This wasn't that crazy. It's possible. I do like starbucks and it is in my profile.

Email #2 Read and checked my closet.

"Guess not just figured I would say something...well whoever he was his smell is stuck with me...I just looked at your page and noticed you are a starbucks junkie as well. (I like the MC D's as well) Neways I guess I'll stop stalking you. I noticed you read my message but didn't respond thus I am assuming it was not you. Just weird you two looked alot alike. Although he had more facial hair. Not used to this whole single thing."

WTF! Seriously! Was the second email necessary. What if I read your email and was going to respond. Not going to now. Clingy much? A word of advice for plentyoffish. If someone reads your email it may take a bit to respond. I read them on my phone and respond at my computer at home. If is way read but not read deleted. JUST LET IT BE!