@myfoxLA presents: #FlamingoGate 2010!!!!!
Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 11:02PMGood LORRDDDYYY could @myfoxLA be more irrelevant?!? No wonder why so many of us have stopped tuning in to news stations instead to opt out and watch/read news stories online. @Kristi_Gail was just on Fox tonight, and of COURSE I watched it with her ... but not before I had to sit through LITERALLY 10 minutes of pink flamingos.
Yep ...
Pink. Flamingos.
This local school's cheerleading team were raising money by flocking people ... I don't know, I just couldn't handle how much of it sounded like fucking. The girls being underage and all it was just horribly, horribly, horribly inapporpriate.
Well, who are we kidding ... of course teens have sex ... look at @katyperry's new video for Teenage Dream
BUTTTT!!!! Do people forget we're at war? Not trying to be all "that person ..." but really!?!? 10 MINUTES ON THIS ISSUE!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!!! 1/6th of THE ENTIRE NEWSCAST SPENT ON FUCKING FLAMINGOS!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!! There isn't a #facepalm strong enough for this one. I just ... I just ... I had no choice but to turn to twitter ...
Either way, great job Kristi!!! You looked beautiful, but not that this picture I took of the flat screen thing against the wall that doesn't hook up to the internet does you justice or anything ...
We're SUPERLY DUPERLY proud of you either way!! YAYYY!!!!
Reader Comments (7)
I don't get it, what happens after they put those fugly flamingos on sb's lawn?
i dont know. but it was important enough to make the news. i give the girls cred for being creative, dude - im all up on it. but COME ONNNNN!!! That long?!?!?! I'm wayyy too ADD for this shiznat.
Jeez Louise. You know, yesterday I made a poop. No one came knocking to make a 10 minute story for the evening news... -.-
you mean, you didnt tweet it? cause id totally post on it. #ewe
Lol I should get an iPood tshirt or twitter shitter one if Penny Arcade will license it. I'd play marine biologist or bombadier. I used to yell bombs away as a kid and I still want to do marine biology so I could make those "either I'm constipated or I'm crappin a tentacle, suction cups included!" BTW, That's a hot underage chick. I had to say that before Utah deports me. Oh wait, that's not to bad I miss the beach!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg29DVQ5g7Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Utah food storage consists of extra teen girls in case the state runs out, as if families with enough kids to start their own BYU basketball team aren't enough.
Pink flamingos isn't bad. I'd have figured out a way to invent a solar windmill or make a speak and spell translate legalese and the bible. I'm weird that way. Haha!
I'll let you know next time :P