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The revolution is progressing nicely ... #nerdsunite

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is friggen GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hahaha...i played kickball against that nerdy company's office team!

August 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLA Idiot

I have to admit I hate comic books (sorry Fugly I do kinda like yours but if it's not Alien vs Predator then I think of ways of starting fights hoping someone kills me) and I hate magic the gathering. I don't even really like video games. I've shot real guns. From a 9mm pistol to a .243 deer rifle to a .22 to a 20 gauge and so on. I've owned mean looking knives, read up on military tech, science that would make an abortion clinic bomber pray even more etc. I've taken martial arts, and played sports. I've jumped off bridges, trees and even a cliff. Google Oroville Union High school in Oroville, CA and I jumped off the bridge thing near the tracks, to the side specifically. On a dare. I've shot animals I admit, mainly fish, with a .22 and enough rounds to get someone on an ATF watch list these days, I eat meat like no other and some consider me part werewolf, I"ve set off a bomb with my cousin, just gunpowder, a pond, an underwater fuse and teenage silliness, I've been slammed on the ground by military MPs at Nellis and had M16s pointed at my head, then was apologized to and I took photos on the flightline as a reward of sorts, as my military friend on my FB about that one, and I love sports even though I am used to burying my nose in a book. I've got a decent memory, not a "pornographic" one anymore but damn good. I'm odd but I only like flight sims or racing sims. Even a FPS doesn't help, not even with aggression but mountain biking sure does. I even fantasize about crashing or hitting trees. I've only knocked myself out two or three times. Take care that you don't be too nerdy. The body feeds the mind and I read a novel in grade school or junior high where scientists stuck to the books too much and let their bodies get weak, and were defeated by a race that was about half as smart but had lots of numbers and really strong bodies. It's like umm Doogie Houser vs a bunch of those guys that beat on The Rock in the Rundown. Get into sports, martial arts, and work that coordination and do not multitask too much. It's bad for your mind, emotions and you do less in more time. I think you even get depressed and get addicted to video games, and need drugs, therapy etc because your body is so focused on pulling in info that it doesn't take care of itself. You burn it out. Also, don't watch tv. It puts you into a trance state and you suck in info like crazy but don't process it and it kinda rattles in there like an assassins .22 bullet. Yeah, caliber of choice since it destroys the brain completely and doesn't just pass through, which many people have survived and not just from accidental shootings. Stay frosty and smart.

August 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJose Barney

Ok is it sad I can come up with what seem like great and unique ideas but I can't google how to unlock my iPod touch so I can twitte/blog and job hunt and check my email etc? Any of you wonderful nerds wanna help me out? I did think of this:

Just like molecules are all made of atoms which are all made of the exact same electrons and protons and neutrons, just assembled differently like tinker toys, well, the same goes for virii in a binary system. Only two materials there. They could be hidden in ways outside the norm of what antivirus and firewalls look to block. How about distributed thinking of A.I. Virii from different apps, code, etc. What if one app or executable uses parts of different apps, or info recorded, in ways similar to stenography, encryption, puzzles, jokes, phrases etc, to calculate and communicate, as well as store, record and throw off or attack? Hell, like firmware it could even adjust the laws of physics of your hardware to affect the OS, the user, and even objects/and the rest of the Internet. Tom Clancy's Netforce anyone? Mind control? How about stealing info and unlearning good habits, or teaching enforcing bad ones? Addictions? Porn? Perversion? Pedophelia? Gee, who would do that? Not the government, or I'd been gone in a van and you'd see me on the news as “Oh no, he was close friends with that WikiLeaks guy and raped little boys and girls, had a dungeon in his basement and bodies that he sculpted into computer cases and various homemade iPod cases.” Well, I'm here, am still pro Fed and oh wait, hackers are ingenious right? And umm who does the FBI wind up arresting but congressman, other FBI sometimes, sheriffs, police, judges etc. So, who would be doing this other than hackers, considering we're bombarded by all kinds of cosmic rays as well as wormholes that just pop up all over? Ghosts in the machine like in WW2? Perhaps. Perhaps all of the above. It's always something else with me, because I'm part of reality as are you.

August 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJose Barney

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