Dear city of #LosAngeles, please do not arrest me!

HAHAHA!!! Between myself, and @Kristi_gail, I currently have 5 unpaid parking tickets on my little beetle convertible. Yep, totally rad ... see, I've been living off of social media for the last 6 months while launching this blessed little website ... and literally, I have not had more than $10 to my name since. I just barter social media for anything I need in life. I don't really know how the city of Los Angeles is going to think of this ... but I'll be calling them tomorrow to try and negotiate all my parking tickets. I've heard of this working in the past for a few friends, but have never done it myself. BTW, totally not trying to escape responsibility - I'll gladly perform community service, or anything else besides a monetary transaction. Either way I'll keep you posted. If you see a FourSquare checkin from the police station though, you know why.