I had the weirdest #dream last night ...
Friday, January 14, 2011 at 2:45PM
I love how in dreams you never remember the beginning, you're just sort of "there" ... that being said, my dream was just OUT THERE last night.
I was in this speak easy, or super private lounge type thing ... and the Stone Temple Pilots were there kicking it with Eva Amurri and this producer I'm friendly with. I remember just sitting in this room completely incapable of absorbing the overwhelming sexual energy. They weren't making out in the physical sense, but it was sort of just "known" that sexual energy was being shared.
I kid you not, I busted out with literally the NERDIEST thing I have ever uttered in a dream ... I turned to Eva and said your rack is a RAID level 5.
Then I made out with the producer and it was crazy hot, because he's hot ... there was a whole lotta lip action, which is rad because I have crazy big lips for a white girl. Wow. I need to get laid. Clearly. I don't even know how my brain conjured up that scenario but I'm proud to say that Scott Weiland looked mighty healthy, and on the road back to recovery.
Sexual frustration ... what a bitch.
#Nerds Do Not Unite
Reader Comments (11)
My dream last night was about me putting a bunch of vegetables in a blender, blending it and then drinking it all like a smoothie. I specifically remember slices of avocado and sweet potato but the rest of the ingredients are a blur. Good times....
Will someone please sleep with this girl already!
bwahahahaahaha
@eJeremy, buy me a plane ticket and i'll throw on some StarTrek aftershave
@Jay, the StarTrek aftershave is pure win, thanks for the laugh
best comment thread ever. #yaylife
@Al, its true, StarTrek Aftershave Vulcan edition, smells like a Sulphureous Autumn Morning. Yep, i just gained 15 Nerd point with that one, so i'm gonna dance.
@Jay careful don't get into a Pon farr tizzy
@Al, that only happens every 7 years, i'm due in 2010, oh crap. I'M BURNING UP.
As fun as it is relating real life to #StarTrek i need a cup of tea. And no it hasn't been 7 years since i last had sex, its only been 4 *single tear* i have to go now *sob*.
@Jay it'll happen again, don't cry
@Al, to late