One night on #FourLoko
Sunday, January 23, 2011 at 2:16PMDude ... wow, tried FourLoko last night. Um yeah. Have you guys heard of it? Check this article out, it sums it up pretty well. 12% alcohol, plus a shit ton of caffeine.
It all started off innoncently enough. Was kicking it with @bryceless and Alex. I've been so unbelievably exhausted the last few days from so much going on, Bryce said, why not try FourLoko? Alex piped up and said that it was dangerous, and was banned from the side effects. Of course the SECOND someone says it has crazy life altering effects and needs to be banned, I am going to try it. HAHA! For real ... thank you FDA for the most brilliant advertising ever.
Bryce went out and bought it, as it is still legal in California ... and the night began. Dude, I had the orange one, and I kid you not ... it's only 3 dollars and the most yummy in my tummy thing on the planet.
Bryce and I split the can in about 15 minutes (as we had to hop in a cab to go to a house party) ... and holy fucking shit ... I wanted to run a marathon while at the same time bask in the buzz. HAHAHAH!! OMGGGGG its amazing. Bryce completely lost his mind. He's not an energy drinker ... and I swear people were asking if he broke house rule number 7 ...
He was tweeking something FIERCE!
FourLoko is definitely awesome ... but it's no joke. You have to be careful. It not only gets you very drunk, it gives you a CRAPTON of energy!! I'm really glad we split the one can, dude, that's like downing an entire bottle of wine to yourself ... and oh yeah it tastes like candy!!! WHHHAATTT!!! Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant. Definitely explored in EXTREME moderation.
Oh yeah! And my @spirithoods were a BIG BIG BIG hit!! I gave Alex the red wolf, and she LOVEEDD IT!
She's so adorable, she goes - I get it now. You just have to wear it to understand how cool it is. I was like, yep! Welcome to the BEST PARTY EVVEERRRRR!!! For reals, SPIRITHOODS need to be illegal. Good lord I love mine more than Taco Tuesdays at Cabo Cantina.
We then went to a house party ... which for reals never happens in LA. People rent in LA, so house parties are like dolphin humping unicorns ... something that is to be cherished at all costs.
We walked in, and met the host who has SUCH a kickin crib!! ... He goes, what is this on your head?? I need to know what is going on here. I was like OMMGGG we can totes be besties now. You get it!!
Then ... because fun is like herpes ... everyone had to have some ...
Awesomeness knows no bounds.
Wanna get yo spirithood on? Check 'em out over here. I will warn you, only epicness can ensue when you add FourLoko and Spirithoods.
#ThatIsAll
Reader Comments (6)
Really getting tired of Spirithoods. I understand they are an advertiser but it feels like high school teeniebopper trying to be different but being painfully predictable stuff, not mid-20's wanting to be taken seriously stuff. Thinking young is great, acting immature is not. Of course, just my opinion and you could give a shit about it, but I would imagine anyone over 24 agrees with me. This smacks of myspace in a fb world.
dude totes respect it. its a big part of my life right now ... and honestly has a lot less to do with them being an advertiser and just more of the fact that i dont take it off my head.
definitely respect the feedback and will take it into consideration. thx man! xo
Dan-o I didn't get the spirit hood until I wore one... and trust me... I am not a teeny bopper club kid from myspace. I'm over 24, have a serious job, am engaged to an (overly on occasion) serious guy and am in general a little too grown up for my real midtwenties age.... But the thing with the hood is that, yes, it's totally silly, but you know that feeling you get when you go out on Halloween in something a little ridiculous but that you love to death and it throws you out of your normal comfort zone, and thus your normal behavior and social patterns, so you end up having an all around legendary night? That's what the red wolf did for me last night :) It was fun, a little crazy, and got me out of my box better then three vodkas and birthday cake... I have no idea if it's cool or socially acceptable for grown up's or what... but who cares?
I'm sure you can have fun in a spirithood. You just can't be taken seriously. Not as in a business way, but in a "if I don't know you, you are practically guaranteed to be a fucking idiot" way. If you're fine with that -- and I'm sure just about everyone who wears a spirithood is because you're trying to provoke a response -- then wonderful. Really. But I've spoken about them to all of my friends and they appear to be a small step up from the tails that the "wolf pack" mallrat teens wear at the mall. If I was at a party I would rather talk to someone who had a scientologist pin on.
Anyway, I'll go now. Good luck in the future and see you when you get a better sponsor xoxo
Thanks for checking us out Dan!! xoxo #nerdsunite
Well, hey, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it but to me that sounds a little shallow.