#Question: Has a guy ever done this to you before? (NSFW)

<editorsnote> Mom and dad, I love you ... but go away. You do not need to read this, at all - and or what so ever. Love you! But leave. SERIOUSLY! </editorsnote>

Alrite ... I have a question ... HAHAHAHAHA omg omg omg I am turning so red even thinking about typing this out ... so this actually needs to be prefaced with the fact that I am FIERCELY loyal when it comes to protecting dudes' identities regarding my lifecasting. I choose to broadcast my life, and while guys are warned when they date me in any capacity that they understand I have free creative reign to post - I still like to time things so that it makes it nearly impossible for people to figure out who I am talking about.

(Especially too, a lot of dudes will then tell their friends about the site and shit; I get weirded out about that since I don't want the dude's friends reading what happened between their friend and me when it comes to the puna-nana. It's just a thing, I protect my dudes, and 5% of my shame.)

Needless to say, I won't say exactly "when" this happened, but rather sometime this year ... and it was SO spectacular, I had to share. 

I had a guy go down on me and very literally mimic with his mouth the vibrations in my vibrator. 

I am not even kidding you. Mechanical BMMMMMMMMMM sound and all. I mean it makes sense if you think about it - I get off to my vibrator almost every day, but I've never EEVVEERRR had a dude actually go down on me and mimic it. Dudes, this was AHHHHh-MAAAZZIINNNGGGGGG!!! 

It felt fucking incredible. I was genuinely so thrown by the entire experience that I went into some outer space place, and after we had sex I did cum - but very literally, my jaw dropped. I am a kinky kinky bitch - sexually speaking, it is very difficult to throw something at me that I haven't had done or thought of doing before ... but that, was very new. 

Seriously dudes, practice that shit. Put your lips together and literally pretend that your lips are like a motor and just exhale air. It will cause your lips to vibrate and done right - it will send any chick OVER. THE. MOON!!! 

Amazeballs on a whole new level. 

I'm kinda speechless actually, and now after posting this and reliving it, I uh ... have to uh ... go ... do ... something ... 

#kthxbye