Fun with #OkCupid: The truth about one night stands (the saga continues ...)
Monday, October 31, 2011 at 6:52PMOMG OMG OMGGGGGGGGG I am having the most EPIC conversation with the duderino from OKC that wants to tie me up and do very very very naughty things with me.
I'm totes not mad at the guy, was pretty flattered at his offer, and genuinely intrigued by his level of persistence.
After great debate in the last post on what to do next, I decided to email him back and ask if he has skype. This way, I could at least see him ... talk to him a bit without actually wasting time by arranging a meet up at a coffee shop or even grabbing a drink. I am a very. very. very. efficient person. Taking an hour out of the day is too precious for me for something that I am not 100% committed to.
Here was the response ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA this is going to be fun. I might be a submissive person sexually naturally, but I also run a business and play in boys clubs. If you want me to bow down to you, you better fucking earn it.
#fact
Reader Comments (4)
Good job. One think through: "i look forward to your return" didn't quite mesh with the "dude earn it" theme
Something more along the lines of "That bites. Well hit me up in a month and if I'm not completely disinterested by then, maybe I'll be up for some skype" would have driven the message home.
thank you!!!
You were insensitive about his mother dying of cancer and he still wants to sleep with you? Wow. Obviously a real keeper.
Well keep in mind:
A) He came on OkCupid to message for sex while his parents are dying
B) He's not looking for a relationship, date or a connection, he straight up just wants to tie up Jenna one night
So there's limited reason to believe any amount of insensitivity would have been a deal killer