Fun with #OkCupid: Actual conversation I am currently having ...
Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 2:37PMLooky looky the conversation I am currently having on OKCupid ...
What interests me the most about this guy is that he claims to be an oral sex master. Like MAAASSSSSTTTTEERRRRRR. It's definitely enough to spark my curiosity, but not really enough to make me want to go after it. Have I not said this 1000 times on this site!! The FEMALE ORGASM IS ROOTED IN EMOTION!!! You have to feel a connection with someone to be able to orgasm; it's less mechanical than with men. If I am going to invest an evening with a dude, you betta BELIEVE I am walking away with something as much as he is.
I am conserving more of my energy in my older age, and less exploratory in that regard.
Oh the single life ... you're still supposed to be fabulous, right?
#fml
Single and live in LA and wanna go out on a date? Totes message me on OKC - you can't be worse than this guy. Click here to view my profile.
Reader Comments (1)
Wow, now I understand why women are so guarded online! I can't believe this guy thinks this would work on you, not to say it wouldn't work on some girls.
Guys, PLEASE start learning that all women are different and only a small percent 10% or less would even consider this a valid pass. I say less because a women the enjoys an approach like this is normally not looking online, there are enough idiots like this in bars and clubs to satisfy them.
The other 90% look for other things besides sex, as Jen so eloquently said above. If you give them what they want, you will have better then 10% chance of forming a connection with them and getting a date. So stop making it a numbers game. They want sex just as much as you do though half will deny it. So relax and enjoy the journey as the goals are never as much fun as the journey.
Oh and one more tip guys, women change all the time. Something that worked on them 1 month ago, or even a few days ago, might not now. So you need to be watching and paying attention, if you want more then just one or two dates. This is a good tip for even married guys. We are always growing and changing it's what makes life so much fun. I wish I would have known this in my 20's.
Thanks Jen and I agree with Margaret Kenson on the twitter feed, you should make this a TV series. You don't even have to add any humor to make it rolling on the floor funny. :)