#Update: I have never been more humiliated in all my life

Like really ... REALLY?!?!?! Did this story need an update?!?!?

UUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FML!!!!!!

First up, if you haven't read what happened to me over the weekend, click here.

Basically (Mom and dad love you but stop reading here), I was about to fuck the shit out of this dude, and LITERALLY right after he was going down on me I asked him to grab a condom and he blurts out, "where do you think this is going?" Really?? Really?? Right now you ask this??

The guy runs a really rad start up, and I will support it because business has nothing to do with pleasure in this scenario - but what the hell, man?! I. don't. need. to. hear. from. you!

I know you're sorry dude! You said you were sorry - please just leave me be! I never once spoke ill of you - said yeah, this was pretty shitty, but you're not a shitty person. Have epicly bad timing, but whatevs. I'll move on ... it happens. You're digging yourself into a bigger hole. Stop!! Put down the shovel!!! I wish you well!!

#peaceloveandlollipops

k... byeeeee

Comments

[Comment]

So just to be clear, are you never going to see this guy again because he botched the sex or because he sees no long term potential? e.g. if he fucked you properly and then mentioned it on the next date would he still be in the good books?

[Talk Nerdy To Me Lover]

i wasnt necessarily looking for anything. i never know what im looking for! i just experience. but to be COMPLETELY naked in front of someone, after they've gone down on you - and for them to say ... soooooo where is this going ... was fucking humiliating. he should have either not come over, or boned and left. the middle however, was god awful.