#ShockerShocker: The wedding is off

Alrite, now I am the biggest yay lover to life on this planet. For reals, love = amazeballs. If you've got it, good for you. That being said, it was announced on pretty much every single gossip site in the world this morning that the wedding between @hughhefner and @crystalharris is off.

Shocker shocker - I know right?!

Why do I bring this up on here?? A few reasons ...

1. It is currently trending on twitter:

2. I actually captured their meeting at the Mansion's Halloween party back in 2008.

I'm not gonna lie ... it was totally messed up that night ... HE WAS NOT INTO HER!!!! Like AT ALL!!!!

See, here I am with a chickie I met on Facebook, Jessie ...

These were my EXACT comments the next morning posted on Facebook ... Crystal is on the left ...

(major major major plastic surgery, btw)

He was supposed to be dating some Russian chickie - I was actually looking forward to seeing her that night because she wasn't blond. It's like seeing the great white buffalo! It just had to happen!! Fail.

I can't describe it other than something was just OFF!!!! Hef built a fucking empire off of just following his passion, but something NEVER resonated with Crystal. Like EVER! I've posted on it before ... it just never made sense.

Nothing nothing nothing about this relationship seemed organic to me - at all ... what so ever.

I SAID THIS THE SECOND I HEARD THEY WERE ENGAGED!!!!

It just .... doesn't make sense. And dude, I LOVE LOVE LOVE the mansion, it's one of my favorite places ever ... but come on, Hef!

Why Crystal???

Oh and did I mention her new single drops today on iTunes? So so so horrible. So horrible in fact I'm not even going to post it - so go google it if you want. BAHHHHHH!!!!

WHYYY HEFFF!! WHHHYYYYY!!!!

#rantover

PS. Here's a vid I took at the Halloween party this past year. So. Much. FUN!