#ProTip: When sending a pic to explain that you're not a stalker, try not to look like a stalker!
Friday, November 2, 2012 at 1:22PMOh men.
So, I changed my number a few months back (best idea ever) to clear out all of the clutter and random booty calls and texts that I get. (This is what happens when you've gone out on so many dates in just a few years.) I now have a google voice number that I have a reminder to change every 30 days, but it doesn't stop awesome bits of deliciousness from hitting my iMessage. Check this out ...
WHY WOULD YOU SEND THIS PICTURE???? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CREEPY YOU LOOK!!!
Who does this?!?! And don't even get me started on the grammar.
PS. I'm cancelling my date tonight. (We were supposed to have a social dynamics workshop anyway, but that got pushed back a week.) I can't do it, this guy seems NUTS and I'm all for embracing the crazy, but he's also the kind of guy that is DEFINITELY going to try to make a move at some point and I am less inclined to break out my head butting skills.
Look at his latest text ...
I genuinely have a good excuse because I have a friend crashing in from out of town, but COMMMEEE ONNNNNN!!!! He's too out there. Too too out there.
Fuck, I hate being single. Tell me this is over soon.
#thatisall
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