#Relationship Status Update #Emoticon

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church

"I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited."

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#NowWatching Status Update #Emoticon

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church

"Reality is bizarre enough for me."

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#StarWars Weekend Status Update #Emoticon

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

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Weekend #StarWars Status Update #Emoticon

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church

"Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"

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#Vampire Explaination Status Update #Emoticon

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church

"Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch."

(If you haven't been exposed to the awesomesauce that is Buffy, context for this status update can be gleaned with this clip)

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