#Nevernude Status Update #Emoticon

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church 

"I'll understand more than you'll... never know."

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#Logical Status Update #Emoticon

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church

Don't be afraid to boldly go and party this holiday weekend - but keep it logical, yo.

"I am well aware of human characteristics. I am frequently inundated by them, but I've trained myself to put up with practically anything."

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#Profession Status Update #Emoticon

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church

DEEP IN THE CARIBBEAN...

"I am Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!"

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Spooky Status Update #Emoticon

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church

Damn straight I have a passionate man-crush on David Duchovny!

"Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?"

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#Nostalgic Status Update #Emoticon

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @craig_church

Go ahead, get nostalgic with me!

"I'll have this plane ship shape in no time. Well, actually it should be plane shaped, shouldn't it?"

(See more of Craig's work by following him on Twitter and Tumblr)