Facebook Status O'El Dia

Saw a bus this morning, it's electric sign said "Discharge Only"
My morning is complete.

This has been an actual Facebook Status Update. Read more here:



Facebook NewsFeed is being a butthead!

I'm sure this is just because of the new Questions feature that officially launched this week. I don't know if you guys noticed, but I can no longer tag people in posts!!! That sucks major ballsack. No really, there's this dude named ballsack, and he's a major in the army ... and even he says it sucks.

Sit tight, it'll all be over soon.

#NerdsUnite