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I want Morgan Freeman to narrate everything. Imagine him as the voice of your GPS. (Whispering: "Turn left on La Brea.")

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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.

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The notion that everyone is beautiful is unrealistic. What about Ugly Betty, or the band Ugly Kid Joe or the people who ain't got no alibi?

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I think there is a special place in hell for those Jamba Juice employees who don't fill your cup all the way & leave extra in the blender.

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Fun with #Facebook: Mobile Uploads

Epic condom wrapper ...

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