Weird Al Says: WTF?!

50% of female polar bears also have a penis.

This has been a moment of ... WTF?! 

Yo, #TNTML staff! I got a question ...

This is wayyyyy too long to tweet, and I am wayyyyyy too lazy to email it. SO, since I live life like the ultimate open book test, I figured this would be kinda cool to just post.

I'd like all of the contributors of this glorious revolution to scroll through the site and pick their favorite articles. They can be written by you, or your fellow nerds ... but either way, I want to know what on this site totally knocks your socks off! We're getting a crapton of exposure now, and I want the world to know not only your bios and all that jazzy shiznat, but what really inspires and moves you. It can be a funny Unkie Chuck Norris says ... to a cool Weird Al Says: WTF?! an awesome article ... you people are smarty pants, you get the jist!

Please email me your results, or if you have a login - just tag it with your Twitter handle and the word Fav Pick - example "@JenFriel Fav Pick." I'm creating a favorites type of section on the site, and I need your help!

Thanks guys!! GREATLY, GREATLY, GREATLY appreciate all your hard work. Holy hell Batman, we're getting big!!

... the revolution is progressing nicely ... #NerdsUnite

You be you, I'll be me ... let's be #AWESOME!

Today's Weird Al Says: WTF kinda got me thinking (check it out here if you haven't read it yet, it's okay, I'll wait ... *twiddles thumbs*)... "the Average Human ..." WTF is the average human like?! Have you ever met the Average Human?!

I did a google search to see who this mystery average human is ... and alas, my results turned up negativo.

AHHH!! Facebook!! Facebook people search!!! This Average Human person has to be on there ...

*zoinks* nothing there either ... alrite alrite, I hope you get at what I'm trying to say here ...

THERE. IS. NO. SUCH. THING. AS. AVERAGE. You're not average - you're EXTRAORDINARY!!! There is no such thing as an average anything! We are all unique in our own uniqueness and extraordinary beyond comprehension. So go ... be unapologetically awesome ... quit trying to be average. Apparently all it does for you is put 8 spiders in your stomach. Ecckkk!!

#NerdsUnite

Weird Al Says: WTF?!

The average human accidentally eats 8 spiders in their life.

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Weird Al Says: WTF?!

The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

This has been a moment of ... WTF?!