#Muse for Hire

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @scandalous

Attention all nerderinos in Los Angeles, one of your very own @Scandalous the girl also known as Jennifer Stavros needs your help.  A series of unfortunate events- (bike death, grandfather death, everywhere it seemed death death) resembling a country song happened and this muse is looking to get hired.

Do you know anyone in nerd Angeles that might be looking for a ray gun toting, comic book loving, hopeless romantic for their writing/marketing/admin/floor sweeping duties?

Please do tell (and hire me because I'm awesome).

kk thanx bai

@Scandalous on Twitter

Seasame Street: Not Just for Kids Edition

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @Scandalous

Oh Seasame Street... even though I've grown up, I still have to say... thank you for thinking of us big kids too.  (And I mean that in as non a perverted way possible... kind of)

Some of the best stuff it seems doesn't make it on the boob tube, but thankfully the internet has another purpose besides porn.

This week, I caught wind of two Seasame Street reject videos that hit the internet tubes.

The first. that you may be more familiar with featured Katy Perry who asked Elmo to play with her.  Hmm I wonder why THAT didn't make it to tv.  Oh well no matter!  And dear Katy, if you're really heartbroken about it, I'll gladly offer to play with you instead.  Here you go #nerderinos

The second is one that combined a few things from my childhood that I've grown to love to gawk at, Chris O'Donnell (I think it had a little to do with his performance in Mad Love back in 1995) and robots.  Have a gander at what happens when you mix Robin with a little bit of robot action.

Yummm.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go hit a sprinkler system myself.

But in the meantime you can follow my hijinx on twitter or my tumblr.  Go check 'em out or risk the robot coming to get you.

#Epic Piece of All things Epicness: The Gamerator

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @Scandalous

As seen on The Nerdist I give you the Gamerator:

 

The Gamerator is part arcade console, part pc, part keg, and all parts... awesome.

Nerds everywhere can finally rejoice with glee as they can now host keg stand parties without having to move far from their coveted machine.  I wonder if one of these was on that truck I saw last week.  

If anyone out there felt compelled to want to assist me and sponsor the first Gamerator kegstand party in LA, please let me know.  

Until then you can follow my adventures in twitterland as @Scandalous or the some of my extended adventures on Museforhire.me 

#Nerdgasm #Nerdgasm #Nerdgasm!!!!!

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @scandalous

Took this from my #scooter while driving on the freeway on the way home from work.  I had a bit of a nerdgasm.  When I passed the driver, he just smiled. Man I love life.

*drool*

http://twitter.com/Scandalous

 



Fun with #OKCupid

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @scandalous

When I say I'm a "bartender" I mean that people tend to tell me their dirty little secrets.  With a moniker like mine that shouldn't be surprising.  However, while I have a tendency to inadvertently attract actual drunks, this one takes the cake.

/facepalm

 

Check out Scandalous' profile on OKCupid here.