#Update: Sexter Jester is baaackkk! (unsolicited sexting is never a good thing)

This exchange is totally making my afternoon ... check out the latest and greatest from the Sexter Jester ...

(He obviously read my post)

DID YOU REALLY JUST ASK ME IF I'VE HAD AN ORGASM TODAY?? Way to be the creepest Creeper McGee that I have ever featured on this site.

I genuinely don't know if age is a factor here and with this guy being at best guess at least a decade older than me - maybe he thinks sexting is like Yahoo! circa 1997 - but NONE OF THIS IS OKAY!!!

Do not ever ... EVER ... send unsolicited sext messages to a girl ... EVER!!!!

Never ever ever. Ever.

Ever.

Ever.

Excuse me, but now I have to go suffocate myself with the fake bubble I live in in LA ...

#kthxbye

#Fact: These are the things that keep me up at night ...

SERIOUSLY!!! Do you know how many times you have to type pussy before it actually saves from "fussy." Or fuck saved from "duck?" I will save a bit more of the x-er ratedness for the duderino I am sexting with - but come on man, this is a TERRIBLY inefficient way to arouse someone if they are consistently getting frustrated with the retypes. For reals - isn't there like a naughty app you can download that like circumvents the autocorrect and lets you type as dirty and freely as possible??

Seriously people. I see tremendous potential in something like that.

Make it, and get back to me. My future sext life depends on it.

Thanks android - now I lost my orgasm.

#kthxbye