#TNTML Movie Update: Signing #LifeRights!!

DUDESSSSSSSS!!! So this morning, I am going to my new uber lawyer in Beverly Hills, to sign away my life ... literally. See, even though the movie isn't really my life story ... like 99.999999% of it did happen to me. However again, it is just an idea that I had for a webseries that hollyhood totally took and turned into a movie, and appropriately named it "Talk Nerdy To Me, Lover." Totally rad, I'm totally going partially spastic.

Either way, life rights are pretty cool ... we're incorporating it with our deal in the script to ensure that no big wiggie studio peeps, or uber producers can just take our idea and run with it. We own this, yo! Cause I like lived it ... and uh, it's mine ... and uh, you can't have it!!! =) So, today is a big day. I'm uber, uber, uberrrrrr stoked!!! ... and again, can't thank you ALL for coming along this journey with me. This is such a trip. Hope you packed yer baggsssss!!!!!! =) =) =)

#NerdsUnite

#ShitGotReal - Reading over life rights

So, if you're new *waves* welcome ... hi, I'm Jen. Hollyhood totally took an idea that I had for a webseries, and are turning it into a major motion picture. SUH-WEET!!!!!

Dudessss!!! I just got my life rights emailed over to me. Like literally, tonight ... at midnight ... to say we are hauling ass, is an understatement. Looky, looky!!

Yeah ... CRAZYYYYYYY shit!!!  This week is going to be NUTS!!!! It is going to be officially announced in all the trades, our director can officially be announced ... like for reals, and ummm ... yeah ... this is life changing. Literally, I'm signing the rights saying THIS CHANGES YOUR LIFE. BAHHH!!!!!!

Can't thank you all enough. Again, even though they did take my idea and turn it into a movie, I still own this site and the brand outright. NO ONE can take this from us. I gave up everything I owned, was temporarily homeless living off of corporate sponsors, and am now - pretty set for like ever and ever ... so, these uber hollyhood peeps can't buy us. Dude, my dad is a lawyer, and mama didn't raise no fool. I assure you - we're still good. But either way, this is a really big deal, and since you all did this for me ... I need to give back to you (as the more you give, the MOREEEEE you get). So, I kid you not when I say, please drop me an email JenFriel@talknerdytomelover.com and let me know what I can do for you. The uber vulturie peeps are going to be looking at us from this point on, so let's make the most of this!!!

#Nerdsunite INDEED!!!!

#TNTML Movie Update: Congrats @bryceless!!!

So, if you're new *waves* welcome ... hi, I'm Jen. Hollyhood totally took an idea that I had for a webseries, and are turning it into a major motion picture. SUH-WEET!!!!!

DUDES! I just got the most awesomest of awesomely awesome calls today from the writer of the #TNTML film @bryceless. He directed a really gnarly documentary called Exxxit: Life after porn, and DUUDDESS it just got accepted into this big film festival, and now is automatically a contender for the ACADEMY AWARDS!!!!!

What's even MORE awesome about this too, is that I KNOOOWWWWW the people at the Academy will actually WATCH his film - and since it's good ... omg omg omg ... I'm just so excited. See, I used to work in movie marketing for 2 years. Love, love, LOVED it, and my boss was a member of the Academy. I actually had to create a spreadsheet for him and document all of his screeners, and dudeee ... the name alone "Exxxit: Life after porn" will TOTALLYYY get people to watch it!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! 

Here is Kevin Pollak talking about it ...

And here it is featured on Nightline ...

So ... yeah, good stuff!!! HAHAHAHA I can't wait until I can publish the synopsis, dude - talk about talent to go from directing that, to writing our film?? #Brilliant

Congrats, Bryce!!!!!

#TNTML movie update

Okey dokey .... soooo if you're new welcome. *waves* Hi, I'm Jen. Hollyhood totally took an idea that I had for a webseries, and are now turning it into a major motion picture.

Yeah, crazy fucking shit. STILL has not hit me ...

Just got off the phone with the writer/producer/maker of awesomeness and he had just gotten off the phone with the IRL version of Ari Gold.

For real, this man is like a super ... uber ... UUBBBEERRRRRRRRRR big deal here in LA ... and he reps the director that I can officially announce next week when the lawyer comes back from vaca. My head hurts from all of this, btw. Well, IRL Ari Gold knows about every script out there - as he is just that big of a deal ... and he was even all, "omg, there's nothing out there like this right now." Yeah ... operative word being right now. Translation: LETS HAUL ASS AND GET GOING!!!!!!!! You Hollywood people are SOOOOOOO EFFIN SLOOOOWWWW!!!!

I've literally been losing my mind for the last 2 days. @maniacalmorgan came over last night, and I was just telling him that I kinda can't believe how far all of this has come. Again, just the NAMEEEEEEEEEEE of the movie being "Talk Nerdy to Me, Lover" means I can literally do whatever I want with this site, and I'm totally kosher.

I can say get all Scarface, and say fuck 182 times in this post ... and still be totally kosher for passover. I don't have to answer to a single person. That is INSANE! Literally ... I just went insane in the membrane.

So, when I say this is what I love to do ... and I'm really not special, just awesome. Please, understand that I mean that from the depths of my soul to the tip of my toes. ANNYYONNNNNEEEEEEEEE can do this. I'm just a marketer and connector - this was my wheely dealy. It's a complete blessing. But, how can I help you? Do you have something you want to promote??? A webseries?? A blog?? Your twitter feed?? I have no idea what is out there, but I very seriously need to give back as much as possible, as the closest religion I define myself as being connected to is Buddhism, and I have no idea what to do with all these blessings. The more I give, truly the more I get. And I just ... don't even know where to begin.

Stay tuned nerds, it's about to break next week in Variety, Hollywood Reporter, Deadline and all other entertainment studio related sites. We're moving at LIGHT speed - and there ain't no stoppin' us now!!!

W00t! W00t!!! Thank you all so much!!! But for REALS ... don't hesitate if you want to write for us, or provide content of any kind - just drop me a love note JenFriel@TalkNerdyToMeLover.com ... and let's get it on!

#NerdsUnite

#TNTML movie update ...

I've been editing the technical portions of the #TNTML script all day.  

See, Hollyhood totally took an idea that I had for a web series, and decided to just make it into a movie. Yeah dude, that = a VERY big dream come true.

For some CRAZY reason however, I can barely edit it - because I CAN'T stop thinking about my future baby daddy aka Jay Baruchel!!!!

UGHH!! He is so sexy.

I decided to create a photo essay of sorts depicting possible facial reactions to experiences we will soon share together ...

This is us, walking arm and arm in central park

and here we are dancing together on Skype

Here I am framing our first sex tape, which will be sold to both TMZ and Mashable respectively.

Here is my face when you then ask me to marry you. I know ... CRAZY how hot all this is, right?!?!?

Well el Senor Baruchel, I would do just about anything for you. Like freeze my tongue in this position for the rest of my life ...

... basically rendering me unable to speak - but I would still posses the power to tweet!! YESS!!!

Alrite, alrite ... back to work. Feel free to post your thoughts on Jay on the TNTML facebook wall. I'll be readin 'em all!! Thanks el nerderinos!! #NerdsUnite