Dear men, women are different ...

Alrite, so I was on Facebook chat last night for all of .25 seconds, and a friend from 9th grade IMed me saying - Hey! I've got a pic for you!

Me being me, I chuckled thinking oh, old school pics in the hizzy!!!!!!!! I got a lil' excited, and anxiously awaited the pixilated popper.

The IM chimed and said he was going to sent it to my cell ... so I went over picked up the phone, (*DROOIIIDDDDDDD*) and alas! the message came through.

I clicked on it ... and um, yeah, this greeted me:

A PENIS PICTURE!!! WTF?! My slightly drunk, hot, but not my type friend sent me a penis picture. Really??? Really??? I IMed him back, and told him that men and women are different. Penis pictures do nothing for women. He replied back with, oh I thought you would have enjoyed it. I said, "well done."

WTF else are you going to say? Um, scuse please - this is an unsolicited picture of your wiener that I was not prepared to see, and am in NO way shape or form turned on.

Why. Why. Why. Why Why.

SO. NOT. HOT!!!

#facepalm