#Okcupid Public Service Announcement
Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 11:35PMCheck out this article I just found.
According to recent studies, it is inadvisable to procreate with fellow Okcupid-ers. Due to the lack of background information stored on each user, one doesn't know about the genetic integrity of the person they plan to procreate with. After a few drinks, that 6 suddenly turns into an 9. One thing leads to another and 9 months later you're stuck with a genetically inferior baby. Raising this baby and unleashing him into mainstream society will alter future generations until the human race dwindles into nothingness.
If one does decide to partake in sexual intercourse with someone met on Okcupid, there are some very important things you need to remember.
1) Use protection. At the very least, you should carry a 9mm with you at all times. Okcupid doesn't discriminate against who can sign up.
2) Wear a condom. Even if you aren't engaged in sexual activities, you should still be wearing one. Put it on before the date even starts. Better to be safe than sorry.
3) Arrive early and stake out in a concealed area. Secret internet fatties are everywhere and we don't want an entire generation of fat babies. Worse comes to worse, you can always outrun a SIF.
4) Remember the children. The human race needs to survive and it is up to you Okcupid-ers to be responsible enough to not procreate.
Reader Comments (1)
Doesn't everyone do #2 ????!!!!! color me overly ambitious. :P