Actual #email I just received ...

Screw #OkCupid ... this is an actual email I just had sent over to me at JenFriel@TalkNerdyToMeLover.com

It says and I QUOTE!

Greetings With Love,
    How are you and how is your work? i hope that all is well with you, My name is miss Joy, i know that you may be suprise how i get your email, i got your email today when i was browsing looking for honest partner, then i feel to drop this few line to you, and  i will like you to contact me through my email so that we can know each other and exchange our pictures, and we may become partners.

Remember the distance does not matter what matters is the love we share with each other.

i am waiting  to hear from you soon.

 Regards Miss Joy.

1. I'm not a lesbian. Very Jerry Seinfeld of me ... "Not that there's anything wrong with it ..." But I love me some penis, and um, yeah ... being your partner *wink wink nudge nudge*

Does nothing for me!

Sorry if that's stating the obvious but um, yeah!

2. How is work!??! This is my work ... and as you can see, doing pretty well thank you very much.

So uhhh ... yeah, come ON spammers!!!!!! Step up your game man! This is terribly disappointing!!!!! BAHHHHHHH!!!!!