Fun with #OkCupid: This one was almmoooossstt there

Looky, looky the email I just got on OkCupid ...

BAHHH!!! He was so friggen CLOSE to getting a date, I could SMELL IT!!! BAHH!!

This is going to come off as weird, but I am painfully honest. This is what didn't work:

"anything fun and/or exciting planned for the upcoming weekend?"

My response: What the hell is a weekend?

I work. I work every.single.day. This blessed little website is a labor of love - but my nights out could be a Monday, or Wednesday evening for a few hours ... I don't do the whole 9-5 and am not looking for someone else who does either. Dude, you have to be so crazy stupid busy to date me that when we actually do get to hang out we're like ripping each other's clothes off in a heat of passion.

I can't date someone that has a weekend. Period. End of sentence.

 #SadFace You were superly duperly cute too!

Oh yeah, and click here to view my profile on OkCupid

Can't stand the heat - get out of the kitchen!!

Comments

[Chocolate David]

WOW... this is the first time im actually happen i don't have weekends off. :P hahaha. who'd have thought that would be a deterant? i always figured my lack of time would disquallify me from most "dates" THANK GOD for NERDS with no time. :D