#EpicFind: Deep ... Deep ... Inside Craigslist
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:10PMOOOHHHH Craigslist. You are the tickle in my fickle pumpernickeled life. I love you so long time, it hurts. Sometimes literally ...
It's okay ... I shall forgive you.
Either way, I totes just found this on CL, and it is making mahhhh liifffeeeee!! Read! Read! Read!
It says ... AND I QUOTE:
Lost your teeth? They're poolside
Did you happen to lose your teeth while cavorting in the pool, or perhaps you took them out and put them poolside as you did laps and forgot to pick them back up when you were done? Well, they're waiting for you next to the POOL'S STAIRS where you DISGUSTINGLY LEFT THEM (unless you dropped them into the pool and some kids found them, thinking they were treasure...boy were they wrong).
Since there are so many old people in this complex, I have no idea whose dentures these are...I'm not about to touch them except to kick them out onto the street (or maybe back into the deep end of the pool) if they're still there tomorrow. GROSS. GROSS. GROSS. Come on people, this is just N-A-S-T-Y.
#epic
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