Fun with #OKCupid: New default, new responses

I changed my default on OKC today to my new Facebook profile pic ...

It's great because anytime you update your profile in any capacity, you populate in their newsfeed when people in your area login, ANNNDDDDD people that have you saved as a favorite get this little alert thing.

Plus too, it's gotta be something in their search algorithm that picks up the fact that there has been an update, because you also come up faster in searches. It's GREAT!!!!

Works well for the site hahahahaha ... I get a shit ton of content ... here were some gems from today ...

Hold on, you guys need a song to listen to while you are reading these ...

So much better. HIT IT OKC!!!

Aw, thanks for reading, man! Superly duperly appreciate it.

The funniest part about this conversation though is that it was being had with a topless avatar ...

I have this whole theory on topless avatars. Check it out over yonder. HIGH-LARIOUSSSSSS!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH!!

Best part about that dude is that his profile is fake. First off, this is his default ...

... and as any gleek would know, that's PUCKERMAN!!!

Dude, google search you whackadoodle noodle!

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Plus too, he indicates in his profile that he works in hedge funds, dude I study defaults - a guy who works in hedge funds wouldn't have a "headshot" style picture. They MIIIGHHHHTTT have a pic of them on a red carpet, maayybbbbbeeeeeeeee since this is LA. But usually, financial dudes are on a boat, or doing something unbelievably epic adventure wise.

Gosh, when did fakers get so lazy??

#fail

Fun with #OKCupid: Why do guys think this workkksss!!!

Alrite, so I still use OKC for shits and giggles - well more for the giggles since half the shit dudes send me is HIGH-LARIOUS!

Looky looky the chat that I just had ...

(oh PS this is my current default. Was trying to appear less "vamp" and more of the whackadoodle noodle that I am. Totally worked! Had an increase in page views per week!!!)

I mean, right??? Guys have this approach with me ALL THE TIME on OKC, and it just doesn't work. Again, consider the psychology of the chica behind the page ... I would have NO problem putting up a profile on Adult Friend Finder if that is what I am looking for.

Dudes, ain't no shame!

However, I use OKC for a reason!!! Why are you talking about the physical when that is not at all the reason why I created the profile to begin with?

Also too, you can have too "soft" of an approach with - how is my princess today?

Dudes, this princess saves herself. Those are the polarities ... now that those have been established, find a happy medium!!

I still LOVE this email I got last week. It is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!

Calm. Cool. Collected. Just enough of a blend of being a whackadoodle noodle for it to be cute and not crazy.

THIS.EMAIL.WORKS.

The chat?? Not so much.

It's ALLLLLLLLLL about the approach!!!

#kthxbye

Oh, and here's some more info on my latest social experiment!! I'm taking it offline, and meeting boys in bars wearing Effing Gear's location based tees as an ice breaker! (Read more about it here) Was unable to test my theories out in CT, as I was there all week, because I was too busy - but we return to regularily schedule bar hopping this week.

YAY!!!

Fun with #OkCupid: Saturday Night Conversations

I've spent the entire night revamping a few things on the site, and just doing some general digital housekeeping. I happened to leave OKC and Facebook chat up ... and goodness gracious, did I get some goodies!

You have references ... hahahahaahahahaahaha. Amazing.

Fucker rick roll'd me. ::smf::

What a gnarly human being. I kinda wanna make out now.

FTR, I changed my OKC default to me in a mustache.

I was curious if dudes found the stache more appealing; it totally worked. I had average profile view increase of 23%. INSANE!!

But yeah, that last dude was pretty fucking rad and had very literally the best intro OKC email that I have ever read. No joke. He was open, honest, funny without having to say he was open, honest, and funny. It wasn't what he said, but how he said it. Gives me a pretty clear look into his state of consciousness and mama likes!

Either way, I just keep OKC now for email and so I can shamelessly laugh at all the weird shit dudes send me. I have a new social experiment that you can read more about over yonder!

#thatisall