#Amazeballs: Best. Card. Ever.

HAHAHAAH!! Looky looky what was just posted on my Facebook wall from my old buddy over at Myspace (hahaha - myspace .... wtf is that?) ...

Good lord. Is Charlie done yet? Did the timer go offf? I'm not asking for his ticker to stop ticking - but GOOD LORD please leave social media alone. Go back to the thing on the TV that doesn't connect to the internet.

Pretty please with a cherry on top!

#makeitstop

@CharlieSheen back on Ustream

Woah - so just saw that Charlie came back on Ustream, and man - he is not looking well. The vid runs about 11 minutes, and at this point, all I want to do is look away. He is not well. Like at all. So sad.

Video streaming by Ustream

However, thank you for my new favorite line ever:

"Phones are built by trolls."

#WINNING

... and we all knew this was coming ...