#Amazeballs: Best. Card. Ever.

HAHAHAAH!! Looky looky what was just posted on my Facebook wall from my old buddy over at Myspace (hahaha - myspace .... wtf is that?) ...

Good lord. Is Charlie done yet? Did the timer go offf? I'm not asking for his ticker to stop ticking - but GOOD LORD please leave social media alone. Go back to the thing on the TV that doesn't connect to the internet.

Pretty please with a cherry on top!

#makeitstop

#TigerBlood: @CharlieSheen on @Ustream

Tonight. 7pm PST ... 10pm EST ... Charlie ... uncensored.

Really? Now he's uncensored? What the fuck has he been doing all week? Please please please please please go back to TV. Get off of social media. I love you and all, but this is getting to be a bit much. Next, you're gonna start livestreaming from your phone, and take us all along on these parties with your goddesses, and and and ... wait - that sounds like fun. Keep it up! Keep it up! Keep it up!!!!!!

Click here at 7pm PST/ 10pm EST to watch the show!

#winning

Best of @CharlieSheen quotes sung by @JustinSteere

Alrite, so instead of trying to deny the fact that Charlie Sheen has managed to break a Guinness world record and completely strong hold social media all week - we might as well just deal and make best of the situation.

And no, not THE situation ... thank god he's been quiet this week.

HAHAHA! Dude, I totally called it out when he was on Conan. He was LITERALLY staring at himself the entire time. I turned it off - couldn't even watch it anymore. Conan counted 14 stares into the monitor. AHH-MAZING!

oh yeah, Charlie Sheen ... looky looky what was just tweeted to me ...

#WINNING!!!!

hahahaha omg omg omg and have you guys seen the dubstep remix?? EPIC!!!

Facebook Status O'El Dia

 

My facebook newsfeed consists of this today: random spiritual quote on the state of consciousness, Charlie Sheen, picture of child doing something hilariously adorable, Charlie Sheen, link to a song I've never heard of by an artist I never cared about, Charlie Sheen.

This has been an actual Facebook Status Update. Read more here:

oh yeah, and I'm sure you guys know by now that he's on twitter too @CharlieSheen

This whole thing is just so disgusting. He needs help, man. Addiction is a terrible thing, and my thoughts are with his family and especially his children. If you're not going to clean up for your own sake dude, please do it for your kids. This is a horrible thing for them to witness. Again, would never ever ever mention anything like this normally on this site - but I can't help it. The dude has held twitter and facebook hostage for the last 24 hours. Nucking Futs!