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When the Pope dies is he being promoted or fired??

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Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song, one year more than the doctor who killed him.

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Not gonna do it. Wanna do it. Can't do it. Dying to do it. Refuse to do it. So so tempted to do it. Resisting the urge to do it. Can no longer contain my compulsion to do it. Gonna do it..........I GUESS KIM JONG WAS ILL!!!!!!!!! *did it*

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Is anybody else looking at that glorious moon?

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Just saw a zombie Steve Jobs costume. What? Too soon? 

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