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No child selling candy is trustworthy.

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Sometimes I'll take my Yorkie into a restaurant claiming it's a baby with werewolf syndrome.

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Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song, one year more than the doctor who killed him.

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Not gonna do it. Wanna do it. Can't do it. Dying to do it. Refuse to do it. So so tempted to do it. Resisting the urge to do it. Can no longer contain my compulsion to do it. Gonna do it..........I GUESS KIM JONG WAS ILL!!!!!!!!! *did it*

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So an SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, drinks, ...

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