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THINK ABOUT IT!!! The technology is there ... someone just needs to connect these dots!!!

OMGGGGGGGG the guy this morning at the airport was SO HOT but I was going on very little sleep, no make up, and sweats. As confident as I am - me hitting on him was just not going to happen. Doesn't mean I'm any less interested, just more of a bad timing thing.

But what if I was able to take a picture of him on my phone and then BOOM via facial recognition was able to identify him and send him a super cutesey Facebook message.

Or dudes, maybe this is a new dating app. It'd have to have Facebook integrated though just based on the sheer amount of users. It wouldn't really work unless you could have it connect. HMMMMMM.

Think about it ... THINK. ABOUT. IT!

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#FileUnder: Could be genius, could be moronic

Think about it ... as you get older, one night stands change. In your early 20s it was all about tootin' and bootin' - now, I'm not so mad at it. We both know going in what this is all about, and sometimes I GENUINELY want to chat with the duderino after but have no where to do it without being awkward. If someone created a space where everyone else there knew what you were doing, because they were doing the same - you could eat some greasy home fries, and eggs and totes be kosher for passover!! I could actually have fewer one night stands and more friends with benefits which from a theoretical perspective could also lead to more relationships since most of my FWB I end up dating. Wow, come to think of it - this safe haven could actually negate the one night stand all together and actually be a vital part of the sexual evolutionary growth of the individual. Wait, maybe this isn't such a good idea - maybe something like this would be the beginning of the end ... maybe THAT'S WHY there isn't one already.

Cool ... glad we talked this out. 

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#FileUnder: This needs to happen ...

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#FileUnder: Things that keep me up at night

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#FileUnder: A for Awkward

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA omg omg omg omg you guys ... I stopped off at Trader Joes here in Hollywood after a lunch meeting, and while I was grabbing some yummy yummy Almond Milk I looked up and saw this dude I boned like 6 years ago. For reals!!! I totally only remember that because it was my first week on Myspace. True story ...

So, back in 2005 I was working in movie marketing as a receptionist, and this duderino - let's call him "Ethan" used to come in and have lunch with the chica graphic designers. Total ladies man, total badass - sleeves of tats, mohawk and all.

He just so happened to be creepin up on my desk after lunch one day, and he saw that I had Myspace up on my screen. He goes, OMG! You're on that?!?!?!

Yahhhhh, I said! I fucking love myspace! This thing is the shit!

Cool, he said. I'mma add you.

Flash forward 24 hours later I had a friend request in my inbox.

Then, some nerdy, dirty, flirting transpired. All private though, I play it cool when it comes to commenting. About a week or so later he took me out, and after a handful of hang out/ Venice type dates (as I wasn't 21 at the time) we wham bamed thank you ma'am ... and then it just kinda fizzled. I wasn't that into him, but I'm still an animal with carnal desires. A chicks gotta do what a chicks gotta do.

Haven't talked to him in 6 years but maybe if the sex was better we'd be friends on Facebook and IRL fuck buddies.

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