#FileUnder: Things that make my life ...

AHHHHHH!!! Looky looky the convo I just had on Facebook ...

UGHHHHHHHHH!!! Social media makes. my. life.

Seriously!!! I'm actually watching this thingie on the Sundance channel right now called Love/Lust, and it's examining social networking.

Love.

Love.

LOVE!!!!!!!!

If you don't think this is the GREATEST time to be alive then I just don't know what is.

Well, I take that back. Have we invented hover boards yet? Cause I totes need one of those in my life.

FOR REALS!!

#kthxbye

oh and PS out of the 103 dates I went on in 9 months ... one of them was female. Yep, that happened.

Click here to read more ... there are even pictures ... hehehehehehehe mwahahahahaahah

#FileUnder: How is this my life ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! omg omg omg ... looky looky the IM I just got on Facebook chat ...

HAHAHAHAAHAHA seriously??? Seriously??? When did Facebook become adult friend finder? Alrite, keep it real ... keep it real ... I do talk about sex a lot - but it's just part of the story that I'm telling. I actually don't think I have any more sex than any other 20 something in LA. Actually, what gets the most activity is my dildo, WHICH btw - ladies everywhere ... it's this thing called a "wall banger" (runs approx $30 here in LA) and it will change your life. It has a suction cup on the end and a built in vibrator ... it's hands free. That is all that I will say about that. (Here's mine - not an affiliate link or anything btw. But it's cheap and OMMMGGGGGGGGGGG the greatest thing on this PLANET)

#OFFiGO ... Literally ... mwahahaha

#FileUnder: Things that make me love life ...

Looky looky the email I just got on Facebook ...

This came from a guy that I met on my 24th birthday at The Woods in Hollywood. Yep, I kissed him on the cheek, we totes became besties on Facebook ... then he moved to DC, and apparently is now up for this job in NY, and the guy that is hiring is totally a good friend of mine through this dude that I met while I was driving to a conference in Vegas (thanks Ford!), he got in the car because he was also going to the conference and is like womb besties with my many moons ago ex's best friend who is now also one of my good friends.

OMG that makes my head hurt.

This. happens. to. me. every. day.

Blows my mind.

No like literally, grab a poncho, it splatters, and it's about to get real.

FTR, this isn't real.

#thatisall

 

#FileUnder: Things that make you go hmmmm

Got a nugget for your noggin ... check this out ...

Stare at the center of this grid for a while, and the outer edges will seem to "repair" themselves.

#nerdsunite

#FileUnder: Things that make you go ewwwwwee!

#neveragain