Happy Birthday @LikesGoyBoys

DUDESS!! We've got a birthday over here at TNTML ... step right up Ms. @LikesGoyBoys!

Dude, I love Lauren. This chick is so badass it's not even funny. She's so kind, and so crazy awesome ... I just don't have enough words to say how much I appreciate this mamasita, she's been a big big BIG help over here at TNTML ... and I just wanted to take a moment to wish her a HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!!! 

And now ... my gift to you is a little sexy time ...

XOXOXO!!! Have a great day beautiful!!! #NerdsUnite

#IGetOff: Meet Halestorm

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @likesgoyboys

It appears that it is #GoGetLaid Day here at #TNTML. With that in mind, we have Halestorm doing a live performance of one of their singles, "I Get Off". Get off with Halestorm and TNTML in one go! Let's celebrate! 

Halestorm can be experienced live on the last handful of dates left on Uproar, but don't worry, they tour constantly! Japan and Europe, be prepared for Halestorm's wrath, they're coming your way next. Like Lzzy's haircut? She's a ballsy babe. 

Love rock and roll? So does Lauren Rothman! You can follow our resident Queen of Noise on Twitter - @LikesGoyBoys, and stay on top (it's definitely #GetLaidDay, huh?) of her antics at DefyAuthority.NET!

Rock & Roll Looks Pretty Beautiful: #SemiPreciousWeapons

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @likesgoyboys

Fellow Los Angeles denizens, I bring you a rock & roll alert of the highest order:

September 27th at the El Rey Theatre, Semi Precious Weapons are taking over. We’re going to party our asses off with these beautiful people, because that’s just customary when it comes to SPW, and I have a penchant for grabbing vocalist-slash-ringleader Justin Tranter’s ass. He’s always telling me that’s what it’s there for.

The last time I saw Justin and Cole Whittle (bass) was at the Sunset Strip Music Festival, after their show had been prematurely shut down after Justin invited fans to join him onstage, much to the Los Angeles Police Department’s dismay. His response?

“Go get laid! All of you! Get laid!”

Semi Precious Weapons don’t incite riots, they incite orgies and Warholian visions. If you’re in Los Angeles, you won’t want to miss this, it’s like Halloween on Santa Monica Boulevard in a contained structure, and if you’re like me, you wish every damn day could be Halloween, just like the Ministry classic. Be there.

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