How To Open a #Beer
Monday, August 30, 2010 at 3:44PM#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @maniacalmorgan
Anyone who drinks beer can attest to the fact that we've all been faced with the same dilemma at some point: an ice cold, refreshing beer and no way to open it. It sucks. A lot. Here are some creative ways to open your beer when you don't have that precious bottle opener.
1) Opening your bottle with a piece of paper. Yep, you read that right. A piece of paper. Watch and learn.
2) Use the counter. This works especially well if you're at someone else's house and aren't worried about messing up their counter. SORRY DREW!
3) What's better than one beer? Two beers. Here's how to open one beer with a second beer.
4) The good ol' lighter trick. This works because there's always someone that smokes nearby. Hey, smokers are good for something!
5) All I can say about this one, is that I approve.
There you have it folks. A few different ways to open your beer. If none of the above are available to you, that means you are at 20,000 feet, free falling without a parachute and probably shouldn't be drinking anyway. Cheers!
