Wednesday
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Wednesday, January 4, 2012 at 6:00AM | |
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Your primitive conception of a theistic utopia appears to be missing one of its denizens. Please consider the previous statement's metaphorical connotations as an application towards intercourse.
Monday
Dec262011
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Monday, December 26, 2011 at 6:00AM | |
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It would be illogical to refuse me.
Thursday
Dec222011
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Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 6:00AM | |
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Prepare two to beam down. Set phasers to 'cuddle.'
Friday
Dec162011
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Friday, December 16, 2011 at 6:00AM | |
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Fashionable footwear. Do you seek to copulate at this time?
Saturday
Nov262011
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Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 6:00AM | |
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I suspect that you are concealing a light reflecting device used by early humans in your clothing. This is only logical because I can clearly perceive myself in your garments.