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Entries in pick up line o'el dia (131)

Wednesday
Jan042012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

Your primitive conception of a theistic utopia appears to be missing one of its denizens. Please consider the previous statement's metaphorical connotations as an application towards intercourse.


Monday
Dec262011

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

It would be illogical to refuse me.

Thursday
Dec222011

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

Prepare two to beam down. Set phasers to 'cuddle.'

Friday
Dec162011

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

Fashionable footwear. Do you seek to copulate at this time?

Saturday
Nov262011

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

I suspect that you are concealing a light reflecting device used by early humans in your clothing. This is only logical because I can clearly perceive myself in your garments.