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Entries in pick up lines (36)

Wednesday
Feb222012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

I find it quite illogical that one would deposit sperm in ones digestive system rather then in ones reproductive system.

Thursday
Feb162012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

The Vulcan hand gesture does actually mean two in the pink and two in the stink.

Tuesday
Jan312012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

Excuse me, but I would be most appreciative if you could provide for me, some navigational charts of this sector as find myself unable to determine current coordinates. I believe the problem stems from my inability to locate myself within your visual cortex.

Thursday
Jan192012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

I must inform you that there is a 92.975 percent probability that a romantic entanglement with me would prove protracted and multi-orgasmic.

Sunday
Jan152012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

Let us both donate 50% of the required DNA for the procreation of a Vulcan child.