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Entries in pick up lines that work (146)

Thursday
Jun212012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

I'm not drunk ... I'm just intoxicated by you.

Monday
May072012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre. 

Tuesday
Apr102012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of QM, we may already be making love right now.

Friday
Apr062012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Wednesday
Mar072012

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

 

My physical body must have expired and my katra gone to exist with my ancestors because I am witnessing one of celestial origin before me.