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Entries in pick up lines that work (146)

Monday
Dec212009

Pick up Line O' el Dia

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Sunday
Dec202009

Pick up Line O' el Dia

When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.

Sunday
Dec202009

Pick up Line O' el Dia

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Friday
Dec182009

Pick up Line O' el Dia

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Thursday
Dec172009

Pick up Line O' el Dia


Hey...nice asymptote.